On 4/b/’s 100M GET
Posted by: n3x15 on: November 30, 2008
If it isn’t already obvious that 4chan’s slow downhill slide into a river of deadly fucking lava is over and the hot, toxic fumes of a painful death filling the virtual air haven’t clued you in already, let the recent furfag-acquired 100M GET be proof. Since 4chan’s moderation team is composed entirely of 29 500lb greasy, politically-correct sloth corpses and 1 butthurt furfag, the “FurGET” comes as no surprise. In fact, the only surprise from this GET is that it took the furfags this long to get it. They’ve been trying to achieve a GET for years, but, as usual, furqueers typically fail at what they do.
Fortunately, 4chan has erupted into another hopefully destructive civil war, but not over whether furries should be banned. No, the pimply high-school kids and furfags populating the /b/ of today are arguing over whether the picture depicting the GET is a shoop. Who fucking cares? Even if it was, the GET was probably some gaia meme or some other disgusting abomination. The fact is, /b/ is dead, and as long as Moot runs 4chan, it will only get worse.
[Update: It appears that Strype, a furfag who claimed responsibility for this act of war, is currently getting his shit kicked in by the PN and #insurgency.]
[Update 2: Shut up about Rules 1 & 2. Those were originally for raids, and moot ruined it anyways by braodcasting motherfucking /b/ on every news organization that he could give a blowjob. Rules 1 & 2 are as dead as /b/. ]
38 Responses to "On 4/b/’s 100M GET"
December 1, 2008 at 12:09 am
hahaha oh man, that is some of the best trolling i’ve seen in a while.
December 1, 2008 at 12:31 am
It wasn’t real… it was shooped. They actually skipped 100mget
December 1, 2008 at 1:34 am
Sucks, I wasn’t there, but now that I found the truth about this 100M GET, and what it was… I think that we’re not going to see EFG for a while, that’s not even from his departement.
Well, it was worth some lulz.
December 1, 2008 at 5:37 am
I was there. This day shall forever live in infamy. The furget was, sadly, real.
December 1, 2008 at 1:32 pm
/b/ is long past dead. It’s been bloated and rotting for a while now. The last OC I can remember was Quidmore, and that on fucking /x/ of all places.
RIP /b/.
December 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Before the get /b/ was like General Grievous’s ship in star wars… all falling apart and shit… 15 posts to a page and at one point there was a page 12.
December 1, 2008 at 4:17 pm
@10
Rules 1 & 2 apply to raids.
See any raids?
Any REAL raids, for the last 9001 years?!
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December 1, 2008 at 7:58 pm
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December 1, 2008 at 8:41 pm
How was this on the front page?
215 words, not very insightful, and mostly the rewording of what everyone else says about /b/, and this is what’s on the front?
WordPress updates have more spice to them.
December 1, 2008 at 9:56 pm
/b/ was never good anyways. Sure, it had its golden age but its gone down the shitter quick. When the hype dies down about “O-M-G 4chan!” and when they stop trying to do thier stupid IRL things (Scientology Raids, seriously?) then /b/ will return to its normal cycle of bullshit, but it will be better bullshit. No one takes /b/ seriously anymore since we decided to take our online shits and giggles to real life by trying butt rape Tom Cruise and his cult. All you fuckers saying RIP /b/ need to shut up because /b/ was never born and /b/ will never die. Its the person we all have inside us, those feelings we cant share with others, the sickest fantacies we can only dream of, that urge to kill someone or just the feelings of hate and lonliness, thrown onto the internet for us to molest like a loli that we’ve all wanted too.
tl;dr: /b/ was never good and its not dead. Its just really fucking shitty because of dumbasses who invaded the website. Stop whining like butt hurt furfags and wait until we decide to stop being revolutionary faggots changing the world.
But; Im not trying to start a bitch fight on a blog, just expressing the opinion of a pissed off /b/tard. And 4chans mod team is full of fail and aids; I agree with you on that.
Inb4 no girls on internet, gb2 kitchen, etc. etc.
December 1, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Your avatar picture is very scary and I see it every time I log on wordpress. Maybe put a new one? Just a suggestion.
December 1, 2008 at 10:26 pm
/b/ is like herpes.
You work out the metaphore in your head.
December 2, 2008 at 5:16 am
uhh yea, i think its just about time for all of you to leave furries alone, what the hell is wrong with you people, that you are so closed minded, that you cant accept that we are just a tiny bit different from you, /b/ is obviously full of us, its time to get over it. and don’t bother hating on me, because im not going to return here to read any responses (which im sure are going to be nothing but “yiff in hell” ect, ect)
December 2, 2008 at 6:27 am
wow, this wasn’t actually funny, but if you keep tryin’ maybe. i mean i like cuss words, maybe if you incorporate more “faggot” and less “furget”. jus’ me though cheers buddy:)
December 2, 2008 at 6:30 am
actually after two reads i like it fuck furgets, indeed.
December 2, 2008 at 8:33 am
We are the cancer killing /b/.
Yes that is right.
We are abjectly incorrect misrepresentations of characterized mud crabs!
We have all raided the internet.
We have all played, seen, or heard of Sonic The FurFag.
We have all humped a corpse dryly.
We are all an-hero’s at heart.
Wibble my fibble. I flap you for the CAW CAW CAW jig a jag a nibble nong nong… dancing dicks in a night club pup rockin out to overpriced piss cause it’s warm and that’s what get’s the girls wet, fuckin water. For real.
Old news is moldy and needs to be castrated, derailed, and thrown to a cow for subjugated reformation into the system.
Rehabilitate and assimilate poor poor yolk!
December 2, 2008 at 8:37 am
Wow, a civil war? Are you sure that it’s just not /b/ acting normal?
December 6, 2008 at 11:26 am
Gets are only gets inside of chans because of the fact that there’s so many people posting, it’s actually a challenge to get a get.
You fail even harder than Nightmare Dench’s fake logs. Please insert yourself into the nearest active volcano.
December 10, 2008 at 10:53 pm
/b/ is not actually dead. It’s just taking a nap and it’s a heavy sleeper. If you keep poking it it’ll eventually wake up. The furfags must be destroyed, but seriously… It’s the internets.
Lastly the only reason we do IRL raids now more than internets raids is because the last Habbo Raid we did was fail.
[Fuck habbo hotel, and fuck you.]
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November 30, 2008 at 10:15 pm
This shit is fucking hilarious.